The Tale Of Dumb Chicks & Their #coloredrevolution Psyoptic Terrorism Of Cloaking The Stealin' Of Detroit Children, Land & Votes

Gather round, my dearies, for the Celestial Goddess of the Woodshed shall tell the tale of the Dumb Chicks and their Coloredrevolution in Detroit.

Once upon a time, yesterday, Ben Carson opened up with a roaring colored-struck remark on the heirarchial social classification colloquialisms of race and its human asset management databases, foreshadowing a lively and spirited discussion on the campaign trail about the farce called race.

#FreeKwameKilpatrick 

Anyway, speaking of race, I found this on my front porch, yesterday.

No one else seemed to get one, but I did.

I figured it was one of those NAACP backed hate, Swindel Anthony productions for hire, but when I saw the founders of Detour Detroit, "Ash & Kate", I  immediately knew that I was, once again, a victim of foreign terrorist activities, due to an onslaught of violent itching, brought on by more Dumb Chicks.

"Ash & Kate" Dumb Chicks
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ASHLEY CATHERINE WOODS is the CEO of Detour Media and Detour Collective, our consulting and creative strategy agency. She is the founder of the Detour daily newsletter, a member of The Information accelerator for media startups, a 2018 visiting Nieman fellow at Harvard University and a 2019 Marshall Memorial Fellow.
At the Detroit Free Press, where she led consumer experience and digital strategy, her work helped bring a 187-year-old media institution into the 21st century. Ashley thinks “that’s the way we’ve always done it” is the worst answer around.
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KATE ABBEY-LAMBERTZ is the editor of the Detour Detroit newsletter. She launched the Detroit vertical at HuffPost, refining digital and social strategies at the media group who basically invented it. She’s also reported on everything Michigan has to offer, from an escaped tiger hoax to rural Islamophobia. Kate approaches engagement and digital strategy from a reporter’s mindset, helping outlets and businesses alike authentically connect with readers on the merits of their content.

I decided to look up to see just how dumb thees Dumb Chicks were.

Pretty dumb.

Entity Name ID Number Old ID Number Address
DETOUR DETROIT 802190302 25335 RIVER DRIVE
FRANKLIN, MI 48025 USA

ID Number: 802190302    
Summary for:  GRIT & POLISH LLC           
The name of the DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY:   GRIT & POLISH LLC
     
Entity type:   DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY
Identification Number: 802190302
 
Date of Organization in Michigan:   04/27/2018

Purpose: All Purpose Clause

Term: Perpetual
             
The name and address of the Resident Agent:
Resident Agent Name: MICHELLE ROSENFELD
Street Address: 25335 RIVER DRIVE
Apt/Suite/Other:
City: FRANKLIN State: MI Zip Code: 48025

The name of the DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY:   GRIT & POLISH LLC

Identification Number: 802190302 Old ID Number:

Assumed Name Creation Date Renewal Date Expiration Date Two or more entities assuming the same name
DETOUR DETROIT 3/11/2019 12/31/2024

It seems Michelle Rosenfeld has another #coloredrevolutionary firm for hire called Detour Detroit, which leads me to believe the Dumb Chicks may be working with the NAACP.

These Dumb Chicks set foot upon my property and looked into my windows.

I feel victimized, again, by their clandestined activities, being so dumb.

Deep down inside, I am glad they targeted me, and not my other neighbors, who do not ask questions when protecting their castles, but I digress.

The location of the meeting was at the Eleos Coffee House, a place that gives me cold shivers of dark spirits running their flickering tongues on the back of my soul the few times I have walked through its doors.

The Tale Of The Foreign Invasion Of Detroit - Stealin' Children, Land & Votes - Christians, Children's Trusts & The Detroit Land Bank Authority

Detour Detroit invading Detroit Public Schools by
bleachbitting legacies.

These Dumb Chicks, and their parental authorities, are running really these really dumb operations to bleachbit the history of Detroit, by focusing on the finalization of wiping out my Sweetie's legacy.

Alas, they are dumb and can never diminish my Sweetie's legacy.

The way they do it is to come into the schools with their own pedagogy they slide into these jack legged, privatized, failed, foreign, educational experiments.

Eleos is the spot where all the "Elected Ones" hang out in the Russell Woods-Sullivan District and receive their advice and consent from people like "Ash & Kate" who will guarantee their re-election and run their campaigns.

Now, back to my timeline of events.

Later, that fateful day the Dumb Chicks posted this dumb, #coloredrevolution handbill on my front porch, Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel raided Detroit IT Department in search of those private emails from City Hall about the Detroit Land Bank Authority and all the machinations of their wily #coloredrevolutionary psyoptics to cloak the stealin' of children, land and votes.

But wait!  It gets better.

Then, I found out that the City of Detroit Auditor General Report on the Detroit Land Bank Authority was out and it never once mentioned my name as the only person in the entire universe who, at one time, possessed the only legal instrument for the business, and had it snatched from me by Bill *Smooches* Schuette, just because he got all mad at me for busting him allowing all that TARP money flow into all his friends and political, privatized, Detroit real properties holding Corporate Shape Shifter, foreign children's trust fund, money laundering operations.

Audit of Demolition Activit... by Mark J. Rochester on Scribd

Dumb Chicks using their colored code card to assign race.

That gave me Saddy Face, for, it was at that moment I realized, the #coloredrevolution has commenced....against me, because Ha failed to report the lack of legal instruments to enter into contractual agreements, cash checks, or be eligible for federal grants, which had nothing to do with the color of one's grandparents', wife's, husband's, or child's skin color because the case was settled.

Instead of the Dumb Chicks holding a forum to show just how dumb they are, you can read the legal history, here.

So, as my romantic tale proceeds, I shall document, not just for purposes of posterity, but to make sure my #Superfans are up to date on the activities of the Dumb Chicks and all their co-conspirators.

This is Detroit, where everyone makes babies.

1916 Societies

We do not run that race crap, unless there is money attached because a fashion show selfie Diva, gonna diva for a re-election.

The New York Times tried running that dumb 1619 slavery psyop, but it did not go very well.

One reason why the 1619 Project slavery campaign failed was because the first ship of slaves was before 1619, which just makes the entire op even more embarrassing of the U.S. educational system, which is why people will fall for the Dumb Chick covert crap.

I bet the 1619 Societies never though I would find their other #coloredrevolutions.

Hey, why reinvent the wheel?

Just co-opt!

Just to finish spinning the bob, in the spirit of fuchsia, I shall invite lots, and lots of #Superfans to monitor just how dumb the Dumb Chicks are.

Where is Kyle *Turd Sack* Tertzag because this is his district.

Oh, wait, I know where Kyle is.

He is probably with Gabe Leland plotting with Fat Ass, the "Legal Genius" (trademark pending).

Sto lat!

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Meet Jennifer Gilbert

Meet Jennifer Gilbert, Dan's wife.

After Dan's stroke, Jennifer Gilbert focuses on family, creative pursuits

Dan & Jennifer Gilibert

A thin red string wraps its way around Jennifer Gilbert's wrist, a custom from Kabbalah, a type of Jewish mysticism, worn to ward off misfortune.

Touching the string lightly with her fingers, Gilbert, the wife of billionaire businessman Dan Gilbert, says she's worn these strings only twice in her life. The first was when her son, Nick, had brain surgery. The second was when her husband suffered a stroke in late May.

"The entire family has these," says Gilbert, speaking in the lower level offices of the commercial design firm, Pophouse, she helped found in the former Dime Building in downtown Detroit. "It was a way to connect all of us."

Connection is important these days as Gilbert and her family move forward from Dan's stroke, which hospitalized him for several days before he went to an in-patient rehab facility this summer in Chicago. Gilbert says her 57-year-old husband, now home, "is improving every day" though he still isn't back at work.

"With stroke recovery, it's a marathon, it's not a sprint," she said. "But every day he's working hard, and every day we're seeing improvements. He's encouraged. And he's up for the challenge."

Her husband's health crisis forced her to step back from her role at  Pophouse (previously known as dPop). She says the summer was "definitely challenging," but it was nice to have her children home, especially the three who were away at college, so they could be there to support their dad.

The Gilberts, who live in Franklin, have five kids, four of whom have graduated from high school. Their youngest is 13.

"They were able to come home and support him, and me, and each other," said Gilbert.

Speaking to The Detroit News in a rare interview last week, Gilbert, 51, reflected on her husband's recovery, her evolving design firm and why Detroit is so attractive to what she calls "creatives." Even though her husband isn't back at work, "he’s definitely involved," she said. "He’s aware of everything that’s going on. We anticipate what we know he’d want to make decisions on."

She said as a mom of five, she's always had to multitask, but after her husband's stroke she's multi-tasking in a different way.

"As you go through life, you re-prioritize with what's happened," she said. "... . His recovery and our family and making sure our kids were good was the biggest priority."

But with her husband's health more stable, Gilbert is stepping back into her role at Pophouse, taking on the official title of creative director, as the firm expands its mission -- designing not just workplaces, but other commercial spaces. The firm has done the interior design for a large portion of her husband's Bedrock properties.

Gilbert said it makes sense why so many creative people are drawn to the city.

"Designers are part of creatives and artists are part of creatives," said Gilbert. "We're all attracted to a blank canvas, about taking something, and evolving it and solving problems. I think Detroit is just a natural place" to attract creative people.

And Gilbert knows about the power of creativity. She’s the chair of the board of governors for the Cranbrook Academy of Art and Art Museum. She’s also brought the work of artists from around the country into her husband’s properties, from the 17-foot sculptures at Campus Martius Park by the Brooklyn artist KAWS to a custom-made paper sculpture inside the former Detroit News building by Detroit artist Leon Dickey.

Susan Ewing, director of the Cranbrook Academy of Art, says Gilbert has been an “incredible thinking partner” during Ewing’s tenure at the school, which started in 2018.

“We have a shared vision of embracing new technology and entrepreneurship while staying true to Cranbrook’s roots, which is experimental design, craft and making with the hand,” said Ewing in an email.

Given her Cranbrook role, Gilbert says she tries to make sure her own firm’s designers and creative leaders are being to exposed to new art, exhibits and lectures. That exposure is important, she says.

“They’re finding inspiration in everyday life,” said Gilbert. “That’s just the people that they are. But I think it helps to just let them know there are other things out there. And the more you can be exposed to and the more experiences you can have, the more things you can see, it’s good for everybody – but especially a creative.”

A design career
Design has always played a critical role in Gilbert's life.

Growing up in Huntington Woods, she remembers designing elaborate houses with a friend, houses so outside the box that they could never be built in real life.

"My friend down the street and I use to spend hours creating these insane fantasy houses," she said. "There were pits and pools and waterfalls."

But as a student at Michigan State University, it was actually architectural engineering she planned to pursue. She wanted to transfer from MSU to the University of Michigan, but she took one interior design class in East Lansing and she was hooked. She graduated in 1990.

"I took an interior design class my freshman year and fell in love with it," she said. "The rest is history."

Design also is how she met her husband.

"I ended up designing his office," she said.

After marrying and having children, she stepped back from her career for more than a decade and a half. But when her youngest was in preschool, she "started to dip my toe back into it."

The Madison Building in Detroit was the first building Jennifer, left, designed her husband. She worked with Rosetti, the Detroit-based architectural firm. The Madison housed offices for her Doodle Home startup among many others.
The Madison Building in Detroit was the first building Jennifer, left, designed her husband. She worked with Rosetti, the Detroit-based architectural firm. The Madison housed offices for her Doodle Home startup among many others. (Photo: David Coates)

She founded a startup called Doodle Home, a business-to-business software platform that specialized  in home and interior design. Seeing her husband's firms and how they operated, Gilbert realized how "antiquated" interior design was.

"Looking at Dan and everything he was doing with the mortgage company -- that was when he was bringing it all online, looking at it from that lens and saying, 'How can we simplify the design process through integration and technology?'" said Gilbert.

In 2015, Doodle Home was acquired by Dering Hall, an online portal giving designers, architects and consumers access to high-end home furnishings and services. The same year, Gilbert also started Amber Engine, a Detroit-based home furnishings services and solutions technology company.

Design with a purpose
But it’s at Pophouse that Gilbert has really helped play a role in reshaping workplace design. When the firm launched in 2013, Gilbert had been working with the Quicken Loans' facilities department, which shaped the look of the company's downtown offices. Afterward, they decided to create a design studio to work with other clients who liked the aesthetic of Quicken's offices.

Six years later, the firm has completed 2,311 projects for the Rock Family of companies, which includes Quicken Loans and Bedrock. Now, as it branches out into hospitality and retail design, Gilbert says it's about creating “thoughtfully assembled places.” That’s a slogan on Pophouse’s website.

“Designing for a purpose is really why we get out of bed in the morning and why we love what we do,” she said. “We’re just more purposeful and intentional in the projects that we do. They have to be more holistic and have an opportunity for us to transform the space. We believe that transformational spaces can impact people’s lives.”

Jennifer Gilbert, wife of Dan Gilbert, is pictured at Pophouse in front of the Relic Wall created by artist Scott Hocking and Clinton Snider on Thursday, September 26, 2019.Buy Photo
Jennifer Gilbert, wife of Dan Gilbert, is pictured at Pophouse in front of the Relic Wall created by artist Scott Hocking and Clinton Snider on Thursday, September 26, 2019. (Photo: Max Ortiz, The Detroit News)

Jennifer Janus, Pophouse’s president, says there isn’t anyone better to spearhead the firm’s future than Gilbert.

“Jennifer knows that purposeful design goes beyond selecting the right furniture and finishes. It is how the space functions for the user that is the most important,” Janus said in an email. “With the mission of positively impacting people through design, Jennifer encourages the design team to develop and implement strong design narratives that drive the execution of every aspect of a project.”

Outside of her design work and Cranbrook, Gilbert and her husband have also made finding a cure for Neurofibromatosis Type 1 (NF1) a top priority. NF1 is a genetic disorder that causes tumors to grow on nerve pathways anywhere in the body. It affects 3 million people worldwide, including the Gilberts’ son, Nick, .

The couple founded the Gilbert Family Foundation, a nonprofit that has donated millions to funding research and finding a cure for NF1.

As Gilbert looks to the future – juggling her husband’s recovery, her kids, nonprofit work and her career – she sees a Detroit that will continue to change and draw creative people.

“I think that’s just going to keep continuing,” she said. “We’re only scratching the surface. It’s like a creative’s playground.”

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