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Once upon a time, there was a group of "Legal Geniuses" (trademark pending) called the Clinton Foundation, Perkins Coie & Detroit Land Bank Authority, who thought they would never get caught running their fraud schemes for stealing from the children of Detroit.

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The Law Firm of Perkins Coie & Other Legal Geniuses
for Clinton Foundation,
Detroit Land Bank Authority
So, they huddled together, and decided ===> to create the Detroit Land Bank Authority ===> to steal property from the people ===> to steal property taxes ===> to steal the federal funding assistance to help the people whose home they stole in elaborate mortgage - quitclaim schemes ===> to steal Hardest Hit Funds ===> to steal Title I funding for schools ===> to steal federal, state & local elections ===> to steal campaign funding of the DNC behind the back of my Sweetie ===> to take over the entire State of Michigan in its Emergency Manager Laws ===> to pillage the City of Detroit in bankruptcy ===> to sell social impact bonds ===> to foreign, unregistered agents ===> to invest in tiny humans nuclear research technology.

Then, the Legal Geniuses wanted to go to another major city and do the same thing they did to Detroit, all over again because they have been doing this all over the world, even to Russia.

But alas, they were mean to my Sweetie.

And Perkins Coies sucks.

So, what had happened was...

Stay tuned.

JUDICIARY: House Judiciary Committee Democrats Analysis of the Nunes Memo

Perkins Coie And The Emerging Industry Of Medicaid Fraud In Child Welfare, Trafficking Tiny Humans & Databases

Behold, Perkins Coie Is Privatizing The Justice System Using MSU

Perkins Coie's SEC Money Laundering Trust Fund Emolument Fraud Scheme

White House Unclassifes Unredacted FISA Memo Looks Like A CPS Removal Order

Before There Is A Memo, There Is The FISC Report 


Who is John P Carlin and where did he go? - Perkins Coie

Senate Judiciary Chairmen Grassley, Graham; Ranking Members Feinstein, Whitehouse Ask John Podesta & DNC Tom Perez: "Why Does Perkins Coie Suck?"  

Day 100.2 Baiting Team Trump With DNC Email and Hillary Email 

"Who Is Bill"? Senate Judiciary Request For FBI Strzok Texts On Clinton Investigation

Detroit And Beyond: The DOJ OIG Horowitz Report, Surveillance & Secret Societies 

FBI Strzok & Page Did Not Get The Detroit Text Message

SIGTARP Is Still Investigating Flint & Detroit Blight Demolition Programs

Day 95.1 Did the Awan Retrieve the Fusion GPS Drives? Insurance Policy? 

FTC Jumps Into The Detroit Land Bank Authority Mortgage Fraud Foreclosure Takedown Game

Public Service Has An Ethics Committee Obligation To Clean Up The Messes It Makes

On Glenn Simpson Fusion GPS Testimony: Clinton Foundation, Perkins Coie & Detroit Land Bank Authority

Congressional Transcripts of Glenn Simpson Fusion GPS Interview & More Evidence Perkins Coie Sucks

Some Of My Public Notes On #FusionCollusion - Detroit Backstory 

Day 83.2 Who Are the Trump Tower Russian Operatives? 

DOJ Should Do Onto Perkins Coie As They Have Done Onto Och-Ziff

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When Telling A Lie Gets Someone Killed: Transcript Of Glenn Simpson Fusion GPS Senate Judiciary Interview

Did CPS & FBI Rig The 2016 Election?

BREAKING NEWS: Perkins Coie & Detroit Land Bank Authority Still Suck

What Do Fusion GPS, Perkins Coie, Russia, FBI And Child Welfare Have In Common?

Day 78.2 Did CIA Fund Fusion GPS? - Perkins Coie Sucks Even More Update

Day 78.1 GOP Senator Refer Steele For Perjury - Espionage?

Phase Two: Fusion GPS Bank Records Subpoenaed 

Phase One: FBI Investigates Clinton Foundation

Lisa Bloom In U.S. Government: Is It A Bribe Or A Legal Fee?

Day 68.3. Obama Did Not Read the Pee Pee Dossier on June 24th, 2016

Day 68.2 Brennan Witholds Pee Pee FISA From Obama? Just Describes Verbally?

CONYERS Sexual Harassment Documents Plagiarized Lisa Bloom Sucks, Badly

Quick Question To FEC: "Why Is John Conyers Registered As Campaign Website Administrator?" 

Day 47.4. Judge Contreras on FISA Court Admonishes NSA April26th, 2017

Day 47.3. The McCabe Dossier

Day 45.3 Does Fusion GPS Have a Modus Operandi?

Day 43.1 Andy McCabe's House in Chappaqua - Really?

Day 42.6. Flynn Changes Plea in Last 24 Hours

Day 41.4. Barrasso and Uranium One, Plot Thickens

CONYERS Retired, Resigned Or Is It A Federal Investigation?: Michael Gilmore Wants A Special Election

And Another Former Staffer Accuses Conyers

Former Conyers Staffers Come To The Defense

I Know What You Did Last Summer, Nancy Pelosi

John Schindler Former NSA Counterintelligence Officer Says Conyers Is A Russian Spy

Day 38.2. Podesta Group - Mercury - Manafort - EB Real Estate Partnerships?

Lisa Bloom To Represent Cynthia Martin In Conyers Sexual Harassment Allegations

The Tale Of The Detroit Legal Geniuses: Clinton Foundation, Perkins Coie & Detroit Land Bank Authority

Marc Elias, Firmwide Chair, Political Law Practice;
Member, Firmwide Executive Committee,
Partner of Perkins Coie
After being busted
CONYERS Steps Down As Ethics Investigation Begins

There Goes That Perkins Coie Again

CONYERS Attorney Arnold Reed States There Is No Resignation

U.S. Representatives Kathleen Rice & Mike Quigley Call On Conyers To Resign

U.S. Representative Gregory Meeks Calls For Conyers To Step Down From Judiciary

Buckle up and let's get this show on the road!

WASHINGTON – The U.S. House Ethics Committee said today it’s continuing to look at whether

Former Chief of Staff for
U.S. Representative John Conyers, Jr.
U.S. Rep. John Conyers, D-Detroit, wrongly paid his former chief of staff for four months she didn’t work.

The committee today released documents outlining its review of Conyers, which has been known about for some months. A report from the Office of Congressional Ethics raises the possibility that Conyers violated House rules when he paid Cynthia Martin more than $50,000 for work she did not do last year.

But Conyers — the longest-serving active member of Congress — argued through his lawyers in a response to the committee that the wages were paid to Martin as part of a termination settlement crafted on the advice of the U.S. House’s own internal employment counsel.

David Lazarus,
Perkins Coie
Brian Svoboda and David Lazarus of Washington law firm Perkins Coie wrote to the committee in June that Martin — who had worked for Conyers for nearly two decades, the last eight of which she was his chief of staff — was kept on payroll even after she was effectively terminated as a means to pay her accrued annual leave she was owed and two months’ severance pay.

Martin lost her job last year after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge of receiving stolen property in Washington, D.C., unrelated to her job as Conyers’ chief of staff. The charge involved some $16,000 wrongly deposited into her credit union account and her initial refusal to pay it back.

Conyers’ lawyers — who acknowledged he has refused to cooperate with the House Ethics Committee’s inquiry, believing he was not given proper notice and that is simply rehashes reviews already completed — said he believes the settlement agreement with Martin was proper.

“Mr. Conyers acted reasonably to separate from his longtime aide. … The criminal charge forced Mr. Conyers to make a difficult decision,” they said. “In effect, Ms. Martin was placed back on payroll in order for her to receive severance and accrued annual leave,” the lawyers added.

The lawyers also noted that House members are given wide latitude in determining compensation for their employees, though there are pay scale limits. At the time of her firing, Martin was making as chief of staff $13,333 a month.

The release of information by the committee noted that Conyers’ insistence aside, they will continue to review the money paid to Martin, noting rules that require House employees to be paid commensurate with the services they provide and that paying her for time she wasn’t working may be a violation.

Once again, the moral of the story is, "Do not be mean to my Sweetie. Period."

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