A Brief History Of The Great Gerrymandering Of The 2016 Detroit Election Petard - How Hillary Got Hoisted By Alex Alsup

Alex Alsup
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Gather round, my dearies, for the Celestial Goddess of the Woodshed has stumbled across this lovely video providing the world with a brief history of The Great Gerrymandering of the 2016 Election Petard.

When your residence is in foreclosure, you do not live there, and, as such, cannot vote there.

When your water is shut off, your property is condemned, going straight to quiet title of the Detroit Land Bank Authority, which means you do not live there and your vote is tossed.

If you have three or more parking tickets, your State ID is not valid, and your vote is disqualified.

Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Election in Michigan by 10,000 votes.

As seen here, mapped out, in a video, there is a strong possibility that the 70,000 votes that were tossed in Detroit may have some form of correlation, but hey, what do I know?

I know I am not going to get my water shut off.

Do you hear me.

Stop creeping, too.

We should definitely ask Alex about how he got his intel.

I bet he got it from those "Legal Geniuses" (trademark pending) over there at the Detroit Land Bank Authority.

#perkinscoiesucks

An interview with the creator of the 'Detroit Land Boats' Tumblr

Alex Alsup is Chief Product Officer at LOVELAND Technologies, a Detroit-based property mapping, software company. In his spare time, he enjoys photographing the virtual streets of Detroit via Google Street View as well as the actual discarded fiberglass shells of boats that litter the city. This work can be seen at www.GooBingDetroit.com and www.DetroitLandBoats.com, respectively. Prior to moving to Detroit in 2011, Alex lived in Brooklyn, Hanoi, Vietnam, New Orleans, Philadelphia and then Brooklyn one more time. He is originally from New Jersey, holds a B.A. in English from Skidmore College and his Wu-Tang name is Ol’ Mucky Terrahawk. He would like you to know that Detroit is not the next Brooklyn, but Hamtramck is (well, a neighborhood’s worth of Brooklyn, at least). https://makeloveland.com/ fence transparency

https://www.goobingdetroit.com/

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