Dear Dumb Chick From Florida Who Invested In A Detroit House On Santa Rosa

Dear Dumb Chick from Florida who bought a house somewhere on Santa Rosa in Detroit,

The Celestial Goddess of the Woodshed bestows
the Rat's Arse upon her Ukrainian Dumb Chick

 I really do not give a flying rat's arse which is why I did not even bother to look up your address or phone number, but in your case, just because you possess the fortitude to even call me, I shall make this exception only for you,

Please, whatever you do, even though someone lied to you, making you believe that you are all uber super smart and stuff, do not call me again.

If you believe you or your property is subject of criminal activity, call the Detroit Police Department.

You see, Dumb Chick, I hail from the land of Detroit, where I am able to localize your accent to be in the southeastern vicinity of Poland.

So, since you may face a language barrier, call 9-1-1 if you believe a crime has been committed.

Oh, and tell Lyrix I said, "What up, doe?"

And tell your other Dumb Chicks I said, "Shoo!"

#FreeMariaButina

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