The Great Water Shutoff Debacle - The Accidental Legal Geniuses LARP
Yesterday, being a Monday, having received a door hanger on Friday, notifying me that I had 7 days to address an interruption in my water service, my water was shutoff, I would say sometime between 8:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., I went on a rampage and let all the co-conspirators know that I do not do retaliation very well.
I called the Detroit Office of the Mayor, where, the phone answering gal was so damn nasty and condescending that the only services she offered were numbers to the Detroit Water and Sewage Department appointee of the Mayor, which just so happened to just be basic numbers.
I called back, being all emotional, due to my personal loss, and all, and went off on her to ensure she hand delivered Mike Duggan my message, since he never sent me any condolences of my personal loss, and all.
Then, I called Corporate Counsel, where I found out that the Great Lakes Water Authority (GLWA) had taken over the IT billing.
The GLWA is one of those fake ass operations, like the Detroit Land Bank Authority, because it never incorporated, so I knew, this was going to be a battle because I had, once again, pissed someone off over there in IT.
My account was terminated earlier this summer, but no one told me because I still had water and was still paying the bill, every single month.
One Saturday summer morning, the public service theft unit came out to turn off my water for illegal usage but I got the guy to wait until that Monday.
I was not in a happy place because I experienced Post Traumatic Fraud from the time I went and filed a Voting Rights Act violation on Hamtramck for shutting off water service, on election day, where the Office of the Clerk, which was one window to pay just about all bills for the city, was also the same window to go vote, and the line was long.
But, I digress.
I went down to the water department, at which time they told me I needed to pay a reconnection fee.
I said, nope.
Why do I have to pay when it was never ever shut off.
They said my water had been shut off for months, yet I make payments under the guest pay because I have no account so I cannot pay online, so she put me on a payment plan and all was well.
Fast forward to today.
My blank, unsigned, payment agreement with no BINS, that I just found out was the reason for my water shutoff |
So, yesterday, the supervisor told me that my water was shut off because I broke the payment agreement that I do not have.
If I had no payment agreement, then how did I stop the service theft unit from coming back out to shutoff my water for illegal usage?
I did not want to be arrested for water theft, so I went to the Detroit Police Department and filed a police report, because it was an IT issue, possibly hacking.
People like to hack my stuff, which is why I leave my self wide open so I can watch them do it.
Anyway, I asked her to print out the payment agreement and it is blank.
So, I asked the supervisor how it was possible for me to break the payment agreement when I never signed it.
She was not happy.
I asked for an internal audit of my account.
She told me I had to do a FOIA to "the attorney".
That sounded like privatization because a FOIA is not the proper remedy for water situation, but I am going to do it anyway so I can take them to court the same exact way I did the Detroit Land Bank Authority.
I hear those FOIA cases pay swell.
Besides, I have fun exhausting my administrative remedies.
My Past Due notice, not shutoff notice, delivered by the U.S. Postal Services, when I got back from DWSD telling them I never got a water shutoff or a bill. |
See, if you are referred to Wayne Metro, which assists in water payments, in the amount of $25 a month, your SNAP benefits are cut by $25 a month because the systems are meshed.
Yes, Wayne Metro, a private organization, is meshed with the Detroit Water & Sewer Department, which is how I learned that I had no water account, as recognized by the State of Michigan, as reflected in my DHHS expense statements, which cut my son's SNAP benefits.
I tried to challenge, but I have no water account with DWSD, even though they claim I do.
I have been watching the vultures salivate over the properties in the Russell Woods Sullivan historic district, where the Detroit Land Bank Authority was never supposed to use Hardest Hit Funds to snatch these homes.
As of 11-19-2019 https://buildingdetroit.org/properties/ |
Yes, there are all kinds of slithering foreign investors working through a local strawman who believes they are going to regain their glory after losing everything from the fake ass foreclosures of Detroit.
This is the first time in my 54 years on this planet that I have ever experienced a water shutoff, so I suffer a serious case of the Saddy Face, which is never a good thing for anyone.
When your water is shutoff, your property automatically goes into condemnation, which leads to an inevitable quiet title action by the Detroit Land Bank Authority, which means I have to suffer another round of Post Traumatic Fraud and go reopen my Detroit Land Bank Authority federal case, in the midst of the SIGTARP case, which is my case.
J'ai dit une bêtise!
I also came home to another notification from the Treasurer Revenue Collection on my unknown business debt....of my business....dissolved by former Michigan Attorney General Bill *Smooches* Schuette....which used to be called the Detroit Land Bank Authority, someone magically converted to a property tax and placed on my property tax bill, which does not exist in the public record outside of the letter I received.
Boy, oh by, these people really do hate my guts because all of this started when my friend had his ghetto ass funeral.
Then, there is that IG Report that has yet to drop, so I was prepared for the lunacy.
They even got the Dumb Chicks in on it, too.
They want my house, but they cannot have it, but do not tell them that because I want to watch to see what crafty schemes they come up with to make my life a living hell.
So, I decided to email the attorney on my former FCA and let him know that I would reopen my actions, where he swiftly responded by letting me know he was on the case.
Larry Arreguin |
But, then, I received an email from, from Gabe Leland's Office, asking me how he could be of service and wanted to know where I had sent previous grievances to his office.
Larry always creeped me out when he was a staffer for my Sweetie because he never engaged in communication with me because he would always flinch, erect his spine and back himself to a wall, while his eyes never left my person, which made me think he was one of the Meanies.
I take it Gabe deleted my emails.
I also take it Larry is too stupid to understand when I send a request for my water to be turned back on, that is probably the constituency services I am requesting.
The dumbness of Larry was verified because he does not have a clue of his other co-conspirators in and around Gabe Leland's Office, like Fat Ass, Grubby and Turd Sack.
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