Cocktails & Popcorn: This Is Not A Political Campaign, This Is A Quest To Avoid Federal Indictments: Bill Schuette Trying To Get His Groove On - VIDEO

I really do not understand why this is such a salacious find, simply for the fact that the Michigan

Bill Schuette -Circa 1980

Board of Canvassers has still, yet, to this very moment that I type these words, to certify and record the 2018 Primary Election vote results.

Bill has multiple investigations going on with child trafficking and other criminal operations in the Christian Churches, Medicaid fraud in child welfare, mortgage fraud, campaign finance fraud, money laundering, real estate fraud, election fraud, international drug and uranium smuggling operations, public corruption, geographic genocide, corporate & political international espionage, patent fraud, bank fraud, both on the federal and state levels, even as a person of interest, too.

Bill also knows about some really fun indictment avoidance stuff Gretchen is doing, but I am not going to snatch his thunder.


Besides, this #MeToo crap is getting rather old.

What about the kids?

Priorities, you know.

He was a bit unrefined in the art of seduction back then, but maybe she liked it.

We should ask her.

Obviously, she consented to the expressions of passion because she did not curse him out nor did she immediately throat punch him, so before we jump to any political smearing conclusions, let us just sit back, relax, do a few shots, play a few rounds of quarter bounce while we wait for Bill to respond.

I already heard internet chatter that there is an earth moving operation about the partying of Engler, Schuette and a lawyer named Pete Jordan out of Big Rapids in the 1980s.

Bill has many options, and subpoena powers, you know.

Hey Bill, whacha gonna do?

Smooches!

Schuette regrets ‘embarrassing’ exchange from 1989

Lansing — Michigan Republican gubernatorial hopeful Bill Schuette said this week he is embarrassed by and regrets his "poor attempt to be humorous" during an exchange with an unidentified woman ahead of a 1989 interview.

American Bridge, a Democratic group specializing in opposition research, published the archival outtake online Thursday but was unable to provide additional context. The 38-second clip begins with a woman who is off screen and never seen asking Schuette to move closer to a lamp.

“I will do anything you want,” said Schuette, who was an elected member of the U.S. House of Representatives in 1989. “Some things I may not let you run the camera on.”

The woman then says something inaudible, and Schuette responds.

“I admire your tenacity, appreciate your spirit of Vincent Van Gogh, Rembrandt and Toulouse-Lautrec.”

A slightly shorter version of the clip appears to have been posted online in July by a conservative news site that has usually published stories friendly to Schuette. The American Bridge version quickly spread online Thursday and generated strong reactions among Democrats and their allies.

Women are subjected to “creepy behavior like this” every day when they go to work and try to do their jobs, said Lori Carpentier of Planned Parenthood Advocates of Michigan PAC, which has endorsed Democrat Gretchen Whitmer for governor.

“It wasn’t funny then. It’s not funny now,” she said in a statement.

Schuette’s campaign said he did not know the origin of the video and does not recall the apparent interview it came from. But he watched it recently and responded late Wednesday before the Democratic group had published its version of the clip.

"That apparently was my poor attempt to be humorous 30 years ago,” Schuette said in a statement, noting the clip was edited to show only one short portion of an exchange that "has been in the public domain for some time."

“It’s fortunate for me that Cynthia came into my life and let me know that I am not a very funny guy, but this is no less embarrassing to me today, and I regret it."

The Midland Republican married Cynthia Grebe, a former WOOD-TV news anchor, shortly after losing his 1990 campaign against then-U.S. Sen. Carl Levin, D-Detroit.

Now the sitting state attorney general, Schuette is competing with Whitmer and third-party candidates in the Nov. 6 general election to replace term-limited Gov. Rick Snyder.

Whitmer responded to the video online.

"I imagine everyone who’s watched it had the same uncomfortable look on our faces,"  she wrote on Twitter. "But even more troubling is the fact that Schuette has spent the past 33 years in office attacking the rights of women and working to take away our access to contraception and health care."

A spokesman for American Bridge said the group does not have any additional footage from the interview.

The clip was “sent to us via a file sharing service by someone who gave us an assumed name,” Zach Hudson told The Detroit News in an email. “We don’t know anything beyond what is in this video.”

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