U.S. Intelligence Report On Russian Hacking: "At Least It Was Not Yellow Cake"

WMD Yellow Cake

At least the "Yellow Cake" Report had cited some sources.

As a 10th grade creative writing assignment, I grade this report as a D- as it failed to address or come up with some type of cover story as to the credibility of what has been found in the content of the emails, themselves.

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Something About This Russia Story Stinks

Naughty, naughty Russia!

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How dare you expose U.S. international criminal activity of the Democratic National Committee and the the Clinton Foundation.

What's next?  Will Russia make a public announcement of its Sarin gas and child trafficking evidence it found in Aleppo to the Hague?

As for the technical community, it is my belief they are still laughing about the fact that the CIA and the FBI actually believe that these pretty pictures will hold up in a court of law or the scrutiny of cyber experts.

Yellow Cake is sexier than a Grizzly Steppe.

And to think that we actually paid for this "intelligence" report.

Besides, the report even comes with a disclaimer.  Seriously?

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