How Appropriate for My 1000 Post: Where's the Melanin?

For my 1000 post, I came across this delicious piece of oxymoronic politics.  Here you have an ultra conservative political action committee discussing on how they are going to make society do what they want to do.

Could someone translate what this man is saying into English?!?  I have no idea of what this man, Emmet McGroatry, is talking about.  He must be friend of Bachmann.

Better yet, ask this PAC why they support Child Protective Services, a social health care program when they are against social health care programs.

Where's the melanin in the room?