Thursday, November 4, 2010

Kids For Sale

Hurry! There's another sale going on over at Christian Adoption Consultants!



That's right, get on over to Christian Adoption Consultants and buy your discounted baby, today...before stock runs out!

The following are a few situations available to our clients from the agencies we work with:

Caucasian baby unknown gender due in Jan. Agency fees of 23,000 plus legal and 5K in expenses to mom  $28,000 for a white baby!

Caucasian/Hispanic baby unknown gender due Dec. 25 Agency fees of 23,000 plus legal and 5K in expenses to mom  $28,000 for a white and brown baby!  Guaranteed to pass for the price equivalent of a white baby!

African American baby girl due in UT on Dec. 25 Agency fees of 16,500 plus full medical (5-7K)  Get a $5,000 discount on all darker babies in stock!  Only $23,000!

Caucasian baby girl due Jan. 3 in UT Agency fees of 30K (includes all legal - mom is applying for Medicaid)
 Why not pay that extra few grand to be guaranteed to get a blue eyed and blonde haired baby girl, yours for only $30,000!

African American baby unknown gender due Jan 10 in UT. Agency fees of 16,500 plus full medical (5-7K)
Save that $7,000 and pick up your own darker baby for $23,000, today!
African American baby unknown gender due Jan. 22 in UT. Agency fees of 16,500 plus full medical (5-7K)
That's right, you could go home today with a savings of $7,000 and a darker baby for only $23,000!
1/2 African American, 1/4 Hispanic, 1/4 Native American baby unknown gender due in UT Feb. 2 Agency fees of 24,500 plus 3K in legal for ICWA.
For those who like surprises, here's one for you.  To make it look like we do not discriminate on the pricing of our stock, we have only discounted $500 because you will be eligible for the Tribal subsidies you can invest in your stock portfolios!  That's what I call, "investing in the best interests of the child"!

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