Run, It's World Statistics Day!

The scariest day in the year for those so-called child welfare experts is not Halloween, 

It's World Statistics Day!

This is the day child abuse and neglect advocates, foster care supporters, pharmaceutical corporations and States Medicaid Fraud Control Units hide, cowering in the corners of their offices paid through public funds, profusely perspiring, hearts pounding, in a state of terror that they will be forced to understand that the concept of statistics is not to make things look the way you want, making up numbers, promoting your personal agenda of keeping the money flow  at the emotional expense of unsuspecting taxpayers.


World Statistics Day is the day child welfare advocates in the United States, United Kingdom, Australia and Canada put on their war paint. The imperialistic morality parade gears up for national adoption month.  

There will be no need to verify data collection and reporting methods for the tears shall be made to flow for children who need "forever families" through massive child abuse propaganda campaigns.

There will be no reason to retain documentation to verify data.

There will be no monitoring the progress of child welfare programs, no evaluations on program  effectiveness and will never report accurate information on its annual reports.   

With the use of anomalous and sensational cases of the most horrific child murders, incorporating the "throwing dead babies" effect, the rest of the scientific community shall soon forget the world celebration of statistics day.